GnarleyCory92
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16 years ago @ Transworld Surf - Clay Marzo Giveaway · 0 replies · -1 points
Dude first off i dont own a crystal ball, bud but if I did dable in that sort of thing heres how it'd go. Clay will rip it up the rest of this year and do things every man dreams of for one he'll be seeing Megan Fox and most likely be waxing that. He'll win pipe masters but after that Clay will feel he's reached the pinacle of the modern surfing spectrum (if that''s even the right way to use that word) and pull a Dave Chappell and just totally fall off the map. He's so badass he realizes all this fame is makin him be a total chode so he decides to live in Morocco and shred with all the crazy arabs. After the public discovers where he's at he'll drop a bomb video with all the footage from Morocco and other lo key spots and then qualify for the tour but not before him and Megan tie the knot.