Goonemeritus

Goonemeritus

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2 hours ago @ Wonkette - More Hot Chicks In Com... · 0 replies · +12 points

Sure college prices have gone up lucky for me my thriving car window cleaning concession on Canal Street is keeping pace.

2 hours ago @ Wonkette - Your Morning Braintrus... · 2 replies · +12 points

I blame President Lincoln for this situation.

3 hours ago @ Wonkette - Romney: I Love The Int... · 0 replies · +13 points

Like his father one word is likely to end Mitt’s presidential ambitions. For me that one word is Republican.

3 hours ago @ Wonkette - Young Barry Obama Alwa... · 0 replies · +17 points

Americans typically only vote for Presidents they can see themselves sharing a joint with.

4 hours ago @ Wonkette - Young Meghan McCain Sp... · 8 replies · +29 points

Extreme views in defense of boning is no vice!

5 hours ago @ Wonkette - Why Won't The Democrat... · 0 replies · +9 points

The Republican Caucus has compromised plenty; after all didn’t they scrap their 2010 election commitment to hunt all remaining Democratic representatives down with dogs and torches?

20 hours ago @ Wonkette - Who Would Win In A Bar... · 0 replies · +14 points

Biden’s Mom would send Joe home crying like a little debutant that no one would dance with at her first cotillion.

22 hours ago @ Wonkette - Spain Takes Break From... · 1 reply · +29 points

Another wasted 10 weeks sitting through that Dale Carnegie course

23 hours ago @ Wonkette - Levi Johnston Broke Af... · 0 replies · +14 points

Holy crap that’s a cute kid, “he makes little Debbie look like a bag of vomit.”

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Ghost Of Breitbart Con... · 1 reply · +24 points

If President Obama were popular in West Virginia and Kentucky it would cause me to reevaluate my support for him.