Photocopy her hand. Send it to Obama with a note: "This is what we want."

Tax and budget cuts.
Restored American spirit.
Energy.

Get those things done and we'll talk.... We don't need politicians making their jobs seem like rocket science.

I doubt they would do anything to you if you got drunk at your desk. I'm guessing that you would be considered a role model, possibly even Teacher of the Year.

If you really wanted to start some trouble, flunk the dumb kids. But you would probably actually lose your job if you did that.

I don't remember a lot of sorrowful eulogies when Nixon died. Keeping in mind that Nixon did nothing in office to enrich himself or his family (unlike Murtha). Nixon also never publicly slandered troops that were in a warzone (unlike Murtha).

Many people (including me) believe Murtha gleefully gave aid and comfort to the enemy, arguably endangering American troops, in order to increase his own prestige as a politician. If it's wrong to speak ill of a man like that, I don't want to be right.

I am not a hateful Stooge. It sounds like you are the one engaging in hateful anti-Stooge hate speech. If you took the time to get to know Stooges, you would know we are not a hateful folk.

We should remember the good with the bad.

Somehow I bet she feels a lot more dirty than Bob. And wishes she had charged more. The best part of the police report is when he paid her for an entire night and she left at 6:00 PM, promising to come back another time and...obviously never actually coming back....

It is simply Olbermann-esque.... Those two should go cruising for chicks together. They could just tell their mothers that they are spending the night at each other's houses, grab their checkbooks, and hit the town.

Now why would anyone pay a hooker with a check? Perhaps he paid her by check so she, as a self-employed lady, could report it on her taxes. After all, no Democrat would want anyone to avoid taxes...

It's either that or he's a complete moron...

Did you see his speech to the SEIU? Apparently Obama says that onions are the backbone of this country. Onions built this country. He intends to onionize the entire federal bureaucracy. Everyone should belong to an onion. Onions now. Onions forever!!!!

I mean unions.... Fu$%ing retarded teleprompter....

You might want to correct your spelling and grammar before you complain. Three sentences. Three errors. Just saying...

I wonder how liberals even know who O'Keefe is. The establishment media failed to report on his exposing ACORN. Now that he was caught in what I would call a prank (ableit a somewhat ill-conceived prank), he is newsworthy.

How do they explain who he is to their audience? Oh, I know how. Most liberals watch Fox to see what is really going on. They're not watching MSNBC. Now that he was caught red-handed entering a Federal Building during office hours, he is Al Capone/G. Gordon Liddy committing the crime of the century...

I predict that Obama will resolve this whole mess of where to keep the terrorists by sending them to Guantanamo Bay. He will then be hailed as a visionary by the entire establishment media.

Chris Matthews will admire the man's wisdom for "discovering" such a suitable place for holding terrorists and Keith Olbermann will declare Obama the Best Person in the World. I'm not sure what Raymond Maddow will say...probably something very boyish.