OMGOSH I LOVE THIS PICTURE (that alone, worth it)

fuck this, i stand w/sarah. its not bristol's fault she's naive (he's her first and only love/father of her son) but for real girl, 3 week engagement? he's just looking for another magazine cover - SUCCESS

what i wanna know is, what's with the glove. MJ would be like 'eww, titties'

it is wrong for people to starve in America where hamburgers are 60 cents and abortions are free. this is the greatest country on earth, i'm sure there's room for a debate over donation etiquette. but it's a rather inarguable point that 1,100 dollars for a one evening's side dish at a dinner for the poor is a tad ridiculous. we don't have the luxury to adhere to protocol in the strictest way possible with 16 thousand homeless children in New York City alone.

why wouldn't they sell the caviar? do you know how far $1,100 can go? how much goddamn rice it can buy!!?

let's just skip to bush's fault. damn redneck trying to ruin my country. let's pray the south never rises again.

i really want to like hollywood undead, but i'm a little scared to listen to them in public. emo? are they? are they screamo? LABEL THEM, so i can move on.

video tape that junk. make me some of that internet money!

i take it back, i do hate you. (non-conformist THAT)

ROCK ON MY SEXY PATRIOT BEASTS!