wow, you were right about those comments. i loved your responses to that though, Renee. you made very good points, and it's sad that those commenters so easily dismissed them.

i know i haven't been commenting as much lately, but i've still been reading. i've learned a lot from your blog. i certainly appreciate the work you put into this space and you don't deserve to be attacked in this way.

i love a good lager, or IPA. my college days forever ruined my ability to consume liquor (can't even smell it anymore without getting sick), but i love my beer. of course i do enjoy a glass of sweet merlot every now and then.

exactly! i laugh through his entire routines, and i don't have to pause to analyze what i just watched.

jim gaffigan is a hilarious comedian whose stand-up you may enjoy. he does a lot of food jokes (i think i shared his cake jokes with you at some point). youtube his hot pockets bit; it's one of his more famous ones.

that said, i HATE jeff dunham. it's still racist if you use a stupid dummy to say your racist shit! he's got other characters that he uses to make sexist and classist jokes. makes me cringe. god i hate him so much.

i think i like Bill. i like animals with people names lol.

my parents found a floofy black undog in Florida a few years ago. he quickly acquired the name Rascal (they tend to favor adjectives for their pets).

when i was growing up we had a giant black undog named Barney Bum--he weighed about 16 pounds and was just gorgeous and sweet. he had the same little white tuft that your possible Bill has on his chest. i miss that cat :(

this is an awesome analysis of lil wayne's latest song. i had heard the song before but didn't pay much attention to the lyrics. having seen the accompanying music video...wow.

nope. still not convinced. those are hideous chunks of plastic or whatever you want on your feet. you can't make that cute. you just can't.

i'll introduce you to my cat. she's 18, her hobbies include yowling for no reason, eating every scrap of food she can find, scratching after she gives the okay to pet, and pooping in my bathtub, on the bathroom floor, or where ever her poop happens to land when she peals out of her litterbox mid-squeeze.

this gif is highly satisfying to me for all of the above reasons :P

my turtle is fond of music, particularly music involving the guitar. she'll stretch her head waaaaay out for a guitar lol.