The Reverend Mr. Keillor speaketh! For years, this ass has "entertained" the Public Radio smart set and their grannies with his deadly-dull presentations of massed kazoos, yodeling, and other rubbish, not to neglect his self-indulgent monologues. I understand that he now writes for the once great "New Yorker." Can public office be far off?

...or Stern could simply croak. By the way, why isn't Andrew Breitbart on the radio, in Drudge's old slot? A natural fit, with Joy Division and other Brit classics as bumper music!