en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/559600 Comments by DrSmash http://www.softcityblog.com/?p=484#IDComment24070056 John, I am the thorn in your Lion Paw, the vomit beside your pillow, the Shredder to your Splinter. And the only way you can defeat me both mind and body is through a one-on-one, mano tu mano, Arm Wrestling and Bikini Dance Party. The line in the sand has been drawn. Perhaps poorly, but drawn still. Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:23:27 +0000 http://www.softcityblog.com/?p=484#IDComment24070056 http://www.softcityblog.com/?p=484#IDComment23781106 I haven't listened to this music, nor do I intend to, as I much prefer the growl emitted by nocturnal, flightless mammals. This sound could be described as a 'mystery roar', I suppose. Nonetheless, vibrations upon particular fleshy machines (let's call them "organs" for argument sake) can be deeply moving in both a physical and emotional sense. But let it be known the vibrations caused by the sound of Beth's voice is irreversibly damaging in both a physical and emotional sense. This is a very well written article regarding the band Secret Loud Noise, Mitch. Keep up the evangelical work. And be sure to tell John that when those fat cats on Capitol Shmapitol Hill drop the bomb, sending this world and the next into a disproportionate disarray one might describe as 'Ass-Fucked', I'm sending his ass back in time to save my Saint-of-a-mother from the would be assassins (in a Laurel and Hardy fashion) known as Kiwame Kilpatrick and Dr. Phil. Do this, Mitch, and I'll see to it you're soul will journey to Valhalla, where the brave may live forever. And every rat cunt here should listen to the Mystery Roar. Wed, 10 Jun 2009 07:38:14 +0000 http://www.softcityblog.com/?p=484#IDComment23781106 http://www.softcityblog.com/?p=403#IDComment23428452 Honesty is the best policy. My sponsor in rehab told me this, and yet I feel that sinking feeling I shouldn't mention such undesirable, personal facts such as: I know not what Twitter is. Nor have I the capability to address this problem, as I feel the simplicity to drink away the loneliness the blue-collar soul must endure when unable to procure a voice amongst the decidedly faceless internet-phantasm-fuck-beast is so much more sweeter and number, rather than to close my darkness to your eyes. Yet your work lies in a grave parallel to Mr. Chase, and for that I salute you, sailor. Not many have had the lovely liability to say as much. Should you see ol' Johnny Philly Chasey, tell him I owe him half of a fifth of whiskey. But only half. The other half I'm going to vomit down his dog throat. Fri, 5 Jun 2009 07:41:13 +0000 http://www.softcityblog.com/?p=403#IDComment23428452 http://www.softcityblog.com/?p=380#IDComment23427991 John, I truly believe you will be famous one day in a Ted Kennedy or Saddam Hussein kind of way. In time: You will be studied by girls in High Schools around the world. Fri, 5 Jun 2009 07:24:49 +0000 http://www.softcityblog.com/?p=380#IDComment23427991