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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Idiot Atheist Murders ... · 0 replies · +21 points

This just proves that people with cars are assholes; people with guns and cars are bigger assholes.

(My condolences to the family & friends of these beautiful people)

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Continues To R... · 2 replies · +12 points

"This is not about how I treat people or how I go to a wedding or a marriage or anything."

The last time I went to a wedding was in a Ford. It was gay - The wedding, not the Ford.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Republican Party Comes... · 0 replies · +3 points

Waiter: Good evening. My name is Brandon, and I'll be serving you this evening.

Shit-Eater: Hi, Brandon. Quick question. Does the Cobb salad go better with Giardiasis or Hep A?

Brandon: Frankly, most of our clientele run with the Giardiasis.

Shit-Eater: Fine, we'll go with that. Ummm.... We'd also like the veggie nachos for our appetizer. Could we get a side order of shigellosis with that?

Brandon: No prob... I could throw in some E-Coli with that too.

Shit-Eater: Great! (To everyone at the table) Isn't this a fun place?!! People are just dying over it!!!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Mike Huckabee Simply F... · 0 replies · +11 points

I'd rather listen to a shitmouth than look at this shithead.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Wingnut Sheriff To Sin... · 0 replies · +63 points

If he had had two dads, none of this would have happened.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry Thinks Jews... · 0 replies · +5 points

At least Nixon was fun to hate...

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Tom Co... · 0 replies · +2 points

He's holding out for an act allowing the sterilization of vets. He's an expert at that.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Jeb Bush May Bless Us ... · 2 replies · +13 points

According to the Help, that is not what they watched or discussed over Thankgiving. Like most Americans, they were drunk before noon; had a huge family fight over that thing that happened in 1983; told countless crass and stale jokes about (insert minorities here); threw up; and finally passed out - all before 3:00 pm. Oh, and something about an off-shore account in the Caymans.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Bill Nye Weeps For You... · 0 replies · +10 points

I can see Exotic Maryland from my front porch, it's true, and hordes of those Exotic Marylanders commute past my house every day on their way to their godless government jobs.

That is all.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Crazy Domino's Pizza C... · 2 replies · +26 points

I thought Stepford was in Connecticut.

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