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13 years ago @ Take Your Skirt Off To... - Wall Street Journal: M... · 0 replies · +1 points

Mannn...I can't speak for my boy or anything, but I think he's just trying to play it down a little bit, seeing as how he lives in the Buckeye hating state of Florida.

14 years ago @ Take Your Skirt Off To... - Breaking news: Tiger W... · 0 replies · +1 points

That is some other Nordic chick that the internet mistakenly named Elin Woods. Since she is hot, I'm not going to bother changing it, and I apologize for anyone who was led astray by the unnamed hot chick.

14 years ago @ Take Your Skirt Off To... - Breaking news: Irrelev... · 0 replies · +1 points

I can't tell if she's angry at Nomar, or if she's giving some reporter the stink eye. Either way,she looks like one pissed off more-talented-than-the-guy-she-married housewife.

14 years ago @ Take Your Skirt Off To... - RHMWAFFIPW: GOD BLESS ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Manu wins the foreigner RHM award, and in my eyes, should have been 1st runner up based on the fact that he is a small not-African-descent dude pwning one of the best players in the league that has about 5 inches on him.

I'm talking height guys...height.

14 years ago @ Take Your Skirt Off To... - And the hits just keep... · 1 reply · +1 points

In Vaughn's defense, "Getting Rid of Britta" and "Pierce is a B" are two really awesome songs.

Plus he is the captain of Germany's Beerfest team, that has to count for something.

14 years ago @ Take Your Skirt Off To... - NASCAR please stop · 0 replies · +1 points

I recently realized that Jennifer Anniston was 41, so for an old chick she is still bangable. I'm comparing her on a level of other 41 year olds. Reese I never found appealing, I don't even know who Kristen Stewart is so I had to google it and she's not appealing, likewise with Michelle Williams.

I think my desire for Danica has to do with the fact that for some reason I find insanely bitchy chicks attractive, and Danica strikes me as an uppity chick that needs someone to lay the law down on her.

14 years ago @ Take Your Skirt Off To... - NASCAR please stop · 2 replies · +1 points

For years, Indy racers have been saying that Danica is a horrible driver with no regard for safety. I'm convinced that she only manages to place in the races she does because Indycars are ridiculously dangerous vehicles, and the men out there are legitimately scared for their lives that Danica will cause some kind of epic catastrophe. I can only imagine that the Nascar competition now fears the same.

I will also go on record by saying that I would definitely bang her. Not sure what about her is appealing, but I just think it is necessary to be honest here.

14 years ago @ Take Your Skirt Off To... - RHMWAFFIPW: Post Traum... · 0 replies · +1 points

Lindsey Vonn would have been an interesting choice, depending on whether or not you believe she made up the whole leg thing to avoid disappointment if she lost. Although she did bite it a day later.

14 years ago @ Take Your Skirt Off To... - This week in the NBA: ... · 0 replies · +1 points

the appaling dunk contest would have been 100x better if it had helicopta and half man half amazin along with spida man.

14 years ago @ Take Your Skirt Off To... - This week in the NBA: ... · 0 replies · +1 points

I usually like All Star weekend, but this year is incredibly disappointing. Dunk contest has no names.

And the way the Nets are going, I wouldn't be surprised if the Situation wound up as their starting PG next year.