DaveJ

DaveJ

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34 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Darrell Issa Cuts Rep.... · 0 replies · +11 points

"Where's my motherfucking iced tea?"

--Elijah Cummings (in Bill O'Reilly's fantasies)

35 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Click Here For Bristol... · 0 replies · +28 points

"You're either sleeping well or eating well."--Bristol Palin

"Eatin' ain't cheatin'." --Bill Clinton

38 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Dumbest Birther Claim ... · 0 replies · +11 points

THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK will let you figure out if someone is too big to fit into a casket!

41 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Bill And Emma Keller W... · 0 replies · +8 points

Not to mention a (presumably) different cancer, with a different prognosis.

45 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Peggy Noonan Outraged ... · 0 replies · +5 points

"I read Free Republic."

46 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Michelle Obama *Pissed... · 0 replies · +4 points

I KNEW THAT MARXHELL NOBAMA WOULD SHUT DOWN BARACK HUSSEIN WHEN HE REFUSED TO BOW BEFORE HER. JUST GOES TO SHOW WHERE THE POWER IS IN THAT FAMILY.

46 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Michelle Obama *Pissed... · 0 replies · +28 points

I think the real story here is that the "Rent is Too Damn High" mayoral candidate dude scored an invite, and is sitting right in front of them.

46 weeks ago @ Wonkette - CNN Confused: How Coul... · 1 reply · +5 points

Well I call out for God every night, if you know what I mean.

46 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Who Are The Obamas Ins... · 2 replies · +9 points

You haven't heard the rumor (I'm being serious, I've heard this one) that Jonah is LBJ's kid?

46 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Who Are The Obamas Ins... · 9 replies · +25 points

Instead of quoting Lucianne Goldberg, wouldn't it be more fun if we just recycled the old rumor that she used to bang LBJ all the time when she worked in the White House?