DaveJ

DaveJ

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21 hours ago @ Wonkette - Good News! Massive Kil... · 1 reply · +11 points

There is literally never a situation when it is inappropriate or incorrect to say FUCK YOU, JIM INHOFE.

21 hours ago @ Wonkette - Good News! Massive Kil... · 0 replies · +12 points

Thank you for validating the righteousness of my internet, um, viewing habits.

21 hours ago @ Wonkette - Good News! Massive Kil... · 7 replies · +60 points

My favorite is when something horrible happens, like a building collapses and like 300 people die, and then four days later when they find ONE survivor, people are like "praise Jesus, a miracle!" Jesus has a pretty fucking twisted way of making miracles if he needs to kill a shit ton of people just to show how rad it is to save one.

22 hours ago @ Wonkette - Good News! Massive Kil... · 1 reply · +32 points

Unless you're a Republican, in which case you need 48% + 5 SCOTUS judges.

22 hours ago @ Wonkette - Good News! Massive Kil... · 1 reply · +27 points

Clever God sent a tornado to OKC to strike vengeance on voters in Minnesota and all those other liberal states that let the gays get married.

22 hours ago @ Wonkette - Good News! Massive Kil... · 10 replies · +115 points

It's weird to see people on Twitter and Facebook saying things like "Praying that Jesus will give strength to the firefighters and first responders in OKC."

Couldn't Jesus have just cut out the middleman and had there be no tornados? Am I missing something here?

1 week ago @ Wonkette - Yes Disney Is Trying T... · 0 replies · +10 points

Batman?

1 week ago @ Wonkette - Yes Disney Is Trying T... · 4 replies · +81 points

Obama should trademark the word "Muslim" and then sue the Tea Party into oblivion each time they accuse him of being one.

2 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 0 replies · +5 points

Sexless Santorum, is what you're saying.

2 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Texas Pastor Tried To ... · 2 replies · +4 points

I prefer the GWAR cover of that one, personally.