DaveJ

DaveJ

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120 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Darrell Issa Cuts Rep.... · 0 replies · +11 points

"Where's my motherfucking iced tea?"

--Elijah Cummings (in Bill O'Reilly's fantasies)

122 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Click Here For Bristol... · 0 replies · +28 points

"You're either sleeping well or eating well."--Bristol Palin

"Eatin' ain't cheatin'." --Bill Clinton

124 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Dumbest Birther Claim ... · 0 replies · +11 points

THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK will let you figure out if someone is too big to fit into a casket!

128 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Bill And Emma Keller W... · 0 replies · +8 points

Not to mention a (presumably) different cancer, with a different prognosis.

131 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Peggy Noonan Outraged ... · 0 replies · +5 points

"I read Free Republic."

133 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Michelle Obama *Pissed... · 0 replies · +4 points

I KNEW THAT MARXHELL NOBAMA WOULD SHUT DOWN BARACK HUSSEIN WHEN HE REFUSED TO BOW BEFORE HER. JUST GOES TO SHOW WHERE THE POWER IS IN THAT FAMILY.

133 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Michelle Obama *Pissed... · 0 replies · +28 points

I think the real story here is that the "Rent is Too Damn High" mayoral candidate dude scored an invite, and is sitting right in front of them.

133 weeks ago @ Wonkette - CNN Confused: How Coul... · 1 reply · +5 points

Well I call out for God every night, if you know what I mean.

133 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Who Are The Obamas Ins... · 2 replies · +9 points

You haven't heard the rumor (I'm being serious, I've heard this one) that Jonah is LBJ's kid?

133 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Who Are The Obamas Ins... · 9 replies · +25 points

Instead of quoting Lucianne Goldberg, wouldn't it be more fun if we just recycled the old rumor that she used to bang LBJ all the time when she worked in the White House?