CallMeShelly
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15 years ago @ ScrappleFace - Emboldened by 'Gulf Sw... · 6 replies · 0 points
This is my safety gauge--when I see the ketchup boy, John Kerry windsurfing the bountiful blue gulf waters, hanging tight with his hair blowing in the wind following the gulf stream then I will eat a shrimp.
Now that is a promise from a gal who has never eaten a shrimp in her life.
16 years ago @ ScrappleFace - Pelosi Finds Cure for ... · 0 replies · +1 points
Spring floods have come through and washed all the cow droppings away and as you all know, in Arkansas, all rivers flow south to Little Rock. Willy is attempting to redirect the flow to Chicago.
16 years ago @ ScrappleFace - Pelosi Finds Cure for ... · 0 replies · +1 points
16 years ago @ ScrappleFace - Obama Policy Barrage C... · 0 replies · +1 points
Umm, how about just moving. Pakistan is beautiful this time of year.
Batter, batter, batter? Well it ain't batter unless it is buttermilk batter. Pass the maple syrup please
16 years ago @ ScrappleFace - Pelosi Offers Massa To... · 0 replies · +1 points
I'm out of here. Must make cheese bread today. Pass the Asiago cheese please.
16 years ago @ ScrappleFace - C-Span Ban Protects Pr... · 0 replies · +1 points
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16 years ago @ ScrappleFace - Obama Warns Against NW... · 2 replies · +1 points
But we are looking at 2010 not scanning the rear view mirror. I ahem, have not resorted to grown-up pull ups yet, but my MS may soon dictate Grannie Pampers or Homely Huggies. At such time will I be deemed a potential terrorist.
What about a senior who has just had a Blazing Saddle moment? Need I say more? Nope. Good b,y and Happy New Years
16 years ago @ ScrappleFace - Obama's 'Cash for Card... · 0 replies · +2 points
I have been wiped for for a week since my neurologist put me under a 5 day intensive IV steroid treatment. I thought I would be busy on my computer since normally I get this treatment in the hospital, not home, but now the new economy says no more hospital. My aide did come every day along with an RN to hang the ol' bag. Well, today is cold turkey day and I hope to get my brains back soon. What brain cells I did have were useless and I spent most of the day watching a host of Christmas, detective and cowboy movies on the boob tube. Logic was erased for a week so news programs didn't even excite me.
We are seeing a bit of our first snow today. Somewhat late for the first dusting but I won't see what the other side of the Appalachians are getting (thankfully), but I do like snow--it is just that I haven't poked my head outside for a week and need to accomplish a thing or two at the market.
After this week let winter begin!