Barry Soetoro, ESQ
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8 years ago @ Birther Report - Daily Caller: Birthers... · 0 replies · +6 points
The dead brother could've been holding his breath since Boston.
Bear with me -- I'm determined to get a job at Langley.
8 years ago @ Birther Report - Daily Caller: Birthers... · 0 replies · +9 points
"How many CIA agents does it take to stage a false flag?"
"Three. That's 2 to act it out, plus 1 to hold the camera."
8 years ago @ Birther Report - Daily Caller: Birthers... · 0 replies · +9 points
8 years ago @ Birther Report - Daily Caller: Birthers... · 3 replies · +9 points
Lemme guess.... you personally knew Osama Bin Laden. You were staying with him in Abbottabad, when you heard helicopters and fled thru the secret passageway to safety?
Or were you Adam Lanza's massage therapist.
Wait, I've got it..... you KNOW SOMEONE who died at Sandy Hook!
Yeahhhhh, that's the tickettttt !!
8 years ago @ Birther Report - Daily Caller: Birthers... · 0 replies · +6 points
Why didn't the bullet "bounce off their finger" like Cassidy Stay?
Were the shooters seen training with Adam Lanza? I heard Police found a tub of hummus in his fridge.
There goes Adam Lanza in his invisible jet!
8 years ago @ Birther Report - Daily Caller: Birthers... · 0 replies · +11 points
8 years ago @ Birther Report - Daily Caller: Birthers... · 0 replies · +5 points
One week they could wear moustaches and blow up a Baskin Robbins. The next week, they could hide under neon burkas and knock over a liquor store b/c "beer isn't halal."
8 years ago @ Birther Report - Daily Caller: Birthers... · 0 replies · +6 points
I wonder how I predicted this.
Oh right -- it was 9 months of MSM warning the USA about ISIS shopping mall shootings, plus DHS admitting they've been staging fake shopping mall shootings for the past 2 years (with NO CAMERAS I'm sure).
8 years ago @ Birther Report - Daily Caller: Birthers... · 4 replies · +8 points
If you think the point-blank AK-47 headshot (Charlie Hebdo hoax) was "real," why wasn't there any blood or reaction from the cop's head? Can you explain that? No, you cannot.
And here we are, receiving GOSSIP that "2 suspects were shot" tonight, and we're supposed to believe gossip now?
Is DHS too lazy to publish green-screen pics of their newfound boogeymen? Or did their budget get reduced.
Can't they even drag an EMS dummy outside and splatter some ketchup on it -- or is that too much to ask?
The Gun Grab Roadshow is apparently still fooling you.
(This is the part where you act indignant and call me paranoid, per your script).
There's only 2 categories of people still fooled by these fake shootings:
#1 Morons.
#2 Paid Shills.
8 years ago @ Birther Report - Daily Caller: Birthers... · 0 replies · +8 points
Oh, wait. Got my False Flags mixed up.
Boston Hoaxathon (details): <a href="http://ppsimmons.blogspot.ca/2015/04/fbi-federal-bureau-of-illusion.html" target="_blank">http://ppsimmons.blogspot.ca/2015/04/fbi-federal-bureau-of-illusion.html