"We want quick job action!"

"Right after our summer break..."

We need another 14 jobs here in Seattle. Can we get another $20M?

I would like to keep posting but apparently I have nefarious detractors at K/O/M/O who are not as entertained by my provocative yet strangely stupid posts. Recently, Evil Censor-Bots have 86'ed me for mild violations of the Progressive Purity Laws. Although the name may change slightly, it is still your faithful court jester and general pain in the #$$, Tekov (and his side-kick, Tweety-bird!) or now in the Intense Debate Memory Hole, "deleted7180485."

WarrenBuffay goes to the audit personally:

Warren: I am here for my audit.
IRS: You owe us $1B!
Warren: I don't want to pay it but could you tax me some more, please.

I was out enjoying the beautiful day with my friends and family! Do you think all I do is sit at my keyboard isolated like some sort of cyber-hermit endlessly picking at the scabs of the human condition? Don't answer that...

When I saw the officials name, I hastily scrawled to see if any had the wit to fuse the story with the name. Alas, and to my chagrin, "upgrayedd" had beaten me the punch...line. Curses, foiled again. This shan't be the first time we meet, good fellow!

Do you get a free foil hat with that?

"Loose Change" has been thoroughly debunked as using incomplete , unknown and downright wrong information. Other than that, it was a great play, Mrs Lincoln.

Tekov will refrain from making any cheap references to her "abilities."

I hear Holder is right on it. Just after prosecuting non-campaign donors for dubious wood import violations or prosecuting gun runners within the DOJ itself or loan guarantees that permit a company to steal $500M from the US Treasury. Yep, right on it, I say.

No, they did not play by the rules. And if we were up on history, we would have realized that that is one of the oldest tricks in the book. Negotiate peace but secretly plotting war.

Teamster president Jimmy Hoffa:

We got to keep an eye on the battle that we face: The war on workers. And you see it everywhere, it is the Tea Party. And you know, there is only one way to beat and win that war. The one thing about working people is we like a good fight. And you know what? They've got a war, they got a war with us and there's only going to be one winner. It's going to be the workers of Michigan, and America. We're going to win that war... President Obama, this is your army. We are ready to march. Let's take these son of b!tc#es out and give America back to an America where we belong."

Take them out? How? Do you mean... kill them, Brother Hoffa? This is your union leader, Teamster!
Oh, those vile Tea Party people.

You might have something there, capster. Obama is anti-worker AND anti-business. Well, except for those close friends who get "favors" from the government.

No more Crony Capitalism!
No more ,"Too Big to Fail!"
No more subsidies!