AuthorJack

AuthorJack

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10 hours ago @ Big Hollywood - Introducing: Retracto,... · 0 replies · +1 points

I heard that Larry the lamentung llama is pissed. He just can't sing.

6 days ago @ Big Hollywood - Daily Gut: Celebrities... · 0 replies · +1 points

Yet another splendid example of libbots gone amok. I had no idea that still waters ran so deep. I also find it fascinating that The Greg is now the new watchdog for kids. He's like Clarabelle the clown except more twisted.

1 week ago @ Big Hollywood - Daily Gut: Celebs Go C... · 0 replies · +2 points

You watch. Next, Hugo is going to take the oil bucks and start making relative meaningful state based flicks with his newfound buddys. He'll partner up with NK's Kim Jong and toss these sycophants to the piranhas or fling 'em off Angel Falls. That'll be an epic akin to Cecil B or Irwin Allen. Remember what Fidel did to Che.

1 week ago @ Big Hollywood - VIDEO: Hitler Responds... · 1 reply · +1 points

Doing well my friend. Hope everything is copacetic with you. Putting the touches on the screenplay and the final edit on my third book.
As to the IPAD, I am shocked that people are equating this to a feminine product. It's Apple afterall, but shows how critical it is to name a product, without discussing the consequences and/or the double entendre.. Actually, it's hysterical!

1 week ago @ Big Hollywood - VIDEO: Hitler Responds... · 3 replies · +4 points

I always demand to hear Adolph's illucidations, before I consider new tech. He was right on new Coke and the Big 'n Tasty - the dude consults the tarot. I would like an opinion on the State of the Union?

2 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - Director Adam McKay: S... · 0 replies · +1 points

Not to broadcast my naivety, but who the hell is Adam McKay? But more, why must I digest these pearls of swine - shut up and direct!

2 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - VIDEO: Jon Stewart Des... · 0 replies · +2 points

Derangement comes in many forms, but Keith owns a special place in the pshyco ward. I expect his large and silly head to explode at any moment. Every night he goes spastic, red meat for the proletariat, kooks, & union groups, so it was fun to watch Stewart finally poke him in the eye. I just wish he would of worn those big Ellton John glasses for extra effect, or the ones with the slinky's.
This guy is comedy gold

2 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - ONE YEAR GONE: Welcome... · 1 reply · +5 points

Good grief and three years yet? To quote Rep. Wiener - Pigs flew out of his butt, when Barney Frank becomes concillatory. Of course it didn't hurt that Coakley lost in his district. Come next election, he may have to take up macreme. And Chris Matthews tingle has turned into full-fledge charlie horse.

2 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - ONE YEAR GONE: Hitler ... · 0 replies · 0 points

Mine are when Chicago loses the Olympics and the USC/OSU game. This is Lampoon-like writing. The possibilities are limitless.

2 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - ONE YEAR GONE: Hitler ... · 0 replies · +3 points

I must be twisted, but I love this stuff... no matter how you slice it, the handlers are pissed! The war room is in crisis mode and and heads will roll. It's closer to the bunker at bertesgarten than we could possibly imagine.