Remember, Fox News got on O'Dawg's case once because he used a heavy-duty paperclip to bind a jobs bill last year. A GODDAMNED PAPERCLIP and they were upset over him being cheap or whatever. And you can bet your bottom Amero that they'd get on his case if he did anything fancier!

Also, too, remember that this is the same camp that was unimpressed with Osama Bin Laden getting turned into fish food on Obama's watch. There is, purely and simply, no pleasing them.

It's enough to make a person want to break certain rules of etiquette pertaining to wishing ill on others.

Well, what the fuck do you expect from a state that voted for Bush Jr. twice?

Like turning a petting zoo into Auschwitz.

Especially when a lot of these guys seem to declare how Christian they are. I read about it somewhere in the back of the book how all your gold won't follow you to Heaven.

Like these scumbags care. All they have is a sense of entitlement from reading a 2,000 year old war manual and being able to stand upright.

Which I see a lot of rednecks posing with on Facebook, and thusly confusing the fuck out of me. Too poor to afford and AR or M14, yet too stupid to get a Mosin Nagant.

I'm looking real hard, but I don't see an "Infinite Sadness" button next to the Upfist.

If I hear one more of these GOP goons go on about "liberty," I'm going to punch every American flag on the planet.

Fuck this Nazi-esque swine and everyone in the same room as him. There really isn't much else to say on the matter.

Hey, at least that horrendous ball of nuclear fire can be beaten with sunscreen, shade, and air conditioning.