I would like to point out that I said "IF he can half ass play QB". The only thing that I am personally guaranteeing is that if Tebow gets to start during a flex week, that game WILL be showed in prime time. A lot of people love Tebow. The rest will be excited to see him fail. He's a HUGE ticket draw.

Edinson Volquez was "semi-big" in 2008. That was misleading. They were trying to throw us off. Bastards...

If you look at those symptoms as POST steroid symptoms, I think you have a valid point. But, the reason I left Zambrano off the list was because he's gotten thinner, worse, and less angry.

But, you're right, these guys usually know well beforehand when something like this is going down. I'm going to add Zambrano to the list, but the Cub fan in me also doesn't want to acknowledge him as "semi-big" yet...

For a while, the Bucs were slated to get Eric Berry. I was stoked about that. Now all the mock drafts are showing Gerald McCoy. Neither would be a wasted pick, and having the 3rd pick I feel like even Tampa can't fuck this one up...

The Thursday prime time thing is going to screw up my annual Drinking & Drafting post, because if it starts at 7:00 PM and runs until 11:00 PM, there's a really good chance I'll be asleep by the 10th round.

The man is a Super Bowl winner, so he made a mistake and raped a girl... Who among us hasn't done a really good job, you know, mowing the grass or maybe you closed a big deal at work and you go out, get an underaged girl really drunk and forcefully penetrate her while your off duty cop friends keep guard? I mean, it's not like it's rape rape!

I was hoping to get your opinion on Rapelisberger. I wholeheartedly agree with you on Tiger Woods being the lesser evil here. The fact that he isn't being prosecuted leads me to believe the general public subscribes to Whoopi Goldberg's "rape rape" theory.

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OchoCinco's tweets COMPLETELY converted me on him. I have literally pulled a 180 since I started following him. He's fucking great. The shit he does... He'll say things like, "I'm hungry. Who wants to go have lunch at such and such?" Next thing you know, an hour later, he's posting a picture of him with like 100 people eating at some diner, and he gets the tab. I've seen him take two random people to the mall to buy them some clothes. Like I said, total 180 on how I feel about him.

I imagine I will tune in for Dancing With The Stars for the first time ever this year to see him...but if I'm being honest, more to hope for a live Pamela Anderson nip slip.

Back to Twitter, I enjoyed Donte Stallworth's attempt to wax political last night... I sprained my eyes. I wish Twerps like Donte and Warren Sapp would tweet more about the sound of bumper meeting face and what it feels like to put a bitch in her place...

It's NOT ok to pump fear into American ppl for your own personal exploits & gains!!!! That's ALL I'm saying yall #nolovelost Love yall!! about 17 hours ago via Echofon

If that's the case we should have invaded China when Mao was in power, N Korea now & a # of other countries bc the way they treat their ppl about 17 hours ago via Echofon

I'm off Sadaam! I'm not saying he was this great guy, PLEASE!! I know he was ruthless & cynical! I guess it's ok to invade foreign countries about 17 hours ago via Echofon

@angrydungbeetle I feel you THERE!! believe me I do, but don't LIE & try to scare the American ppl into dubious propaganda & intel about 18 hours ago via Echofon in reply to angrydungbeetle

@Jacob_Ryan understood brotha! But other countries (14 to be exact) warned about 9/11 terrorist plot involving airplanes as weapons, etc too about 18 hours ago via Echofon in reply to Jacob_Ryan

That's bc US govt gave him anthrax!! RT @Art_Vandelay8: @D_Stallworth18 saddam had chemical weapons at one point, he used them on the Kurds about 18 hours ago via Echofon

@Jacob_Ryan gotcha, I feel ya bud!! Thx, but the intel was skewed a little... I mean Iraq, nuclear weapons? #cmonson about 18 hours ago via Echofon in reply to Jacob_Ryan

@lastmojican I understand! I do, but mainstream media will show u whatever THEY want you to see. It doesn't ALWAYS rep the native ppl ideas about 18 hours ago via Echofon in reply to lastmojican

@Jacob_Ryan I'm an American, not a democrat or a republican so what's the point of stating those specific names? Point is there were no WMDs about 18 hours ago via Echofon in reply to Jacob_Ryan

Karl Rove on WMDs issue of Iraq & the invasion... "The right decision was made." okayyyy sir about 18 hours ago via Echofon

I didn't even know it was on TV. I did have an unexplained boner over the weekend. Maybe it was the energy produced by this epic battle of Corn vs. Maple on ice. I think my problem with hockey is the same that a lot of people have with gay people, if they touch you, then you become gay. If I watch hockey, then my sleeves will fall off, my socks will turn black, and I'll grow a mustache. Why do I have the sudden urge to go fuck a moose and drink Labatt's? I knew it was a mistake to have this Bullwinkle statue on my desk...

To me, this article says:

Words words words words NFL combine. Words words words words.

But, you know what? I love you and I love your writing and I know you love hockey more than anything. Who am I to say no to hockey articles? You keep writing about hockey whenever you want to...as long as you don't just become my hockey correspondent.

Can you actually see the animation I made? That shit took me my whole lunch break, so you better be able to...