Ahab

Ahab

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16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Okla. teen claims he w... · 0 replies · +1 points

Hmm does he have a lightning bolt shaped scar on his forehead? Was it a closet or the cabinet under the stairs?

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Lobster wars rock remo... · 0 replies · +1 points

How on earth do you circle your boat menacingly?

16 years ago @ Big Hollywood - America, Join the Obam... · 2 replies · -2 points

"Put simply, these people are morons." Spoken like a truly simple person. You've managed to judge (and condemn as morons!) an entire segment of the population based upon the fact that they make more money than you. Congratulations on your snap and completely unsupported judgment. I hope it helps you maintain the fiery sense of righteousness and maturity that compels you to share your ridiculous conclusions with the conservative majority.

Bonus points for the non-sequitur about teenage acne and the diatribe against modern art!

16 years ago @ Big Hollywood - America, Join the Obam... · 2 replies · -4 points

You've done nothing here but express how poorly you misinterpret the Average American's mindset and then whine about how it dosen't fit with yours. I bet it's extraordinarily easy to feel righteous when you write the very words you subsequently ascribe to the opposition. It's certainly easier than listening!

16 years ago @ Breitbart.com - UK teenagers accused o... · 3 replies · -3 points

Haha your kids are probably closet alcoholics because their parents stifle them, put words in their mouths, and force them to jump in freezing cold pools wearing speedos.

On a tangential note, I wonder how long it will take for someone to blame Obama for this now that it's been linked by Druge.