gdp's Comments

Fork Party : Sony Wants to Help You Lose Your Virginity

Thu, 13 Jan 2011 15:35:25 +0000

Why don't you go back to your home on wh*re island?

-Anchorman

FunnyCrave : 15 Things You May Not Know About Sesame Street

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 14:04:27 +0000

There are like 25 sources listed at the bottom of the graphic you fucking imbecile. Do you know what sources are? They are the information provided to tell internet goddamn morons like yourself where information comes from. So before you start calling people tools, maybe do the goddamn work yourself you lazy piece of internet commenter shit. Also, no more comments will be allowed on this post on the grounds that you are all a bunch of sad morons who should be taken out to pasture and put out of your dullard misery with a fucking rock. Thanks, The Management

DesignCrave : Special Board Makes Dune-surfing A Sand Blast

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 15:29:04 +0000

�spam

DesignCrave : 18 Incredible Bridges From Around the World

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:25:33 +0000

Way to comment without looking at all of the pictures. Brooklyn Bridge is the next to last picture.

BeatCrave : Whitesnake To Bottle and Sell Their Own Wine

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 00:58:41 +0000

Holy sh*t. This is the best thing I've read all day.

FunnyCrave : Build Your Own Gun in 5 Easy Steps

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 23:47:45 +0000

Yeah? Did you actually READ the article or just the title? If you read the whole thing, would it have been more responsible if I gave actual instructions for building a gun as opposed to the obvious farce that this article is? Please explain. I'm intrigued.

FunnyCrave : Sexy World Cup Fans 65

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 17:08:52 +0000

Agreed.

BeatCrave : Was President Obama In The 'Whoomp! (There It Is)' Video?

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 02:46:55 +0000

I doubt that it's him. But DAMN I wish it was. That would be so damn awesome.

BeatCrave : Pixies Bringing Doolittle Tour Back To The US

Thu, 3 Jun 2010 14:31:50 +0000

I wish more bands would do the live CD available right after the show thing. I still have mine from the first reunion tour. Great souvenir.

FunnyCrave : The Friday Fail – It’s Horrifying

Fri, 21 May 2010 17:08:21 +0000

"I think you need a doctor dude." I can't believe it took three minutes for someone to suggest that.

FunnyCrave : July 5th is Everybody Draw Titties on Jesus Day!

Thu, 20 May 2010 23:45:20 +0000

I would have jumped at the chance to draw titties on anything when I was six.

FunnyCrave : July 5th is Everybody Draw Titties on Jesus Day!

Thu, 20 May 2010 21:13:42 +0000

Shit, the link to the Facebook page was pointing to the wrong page. Fixed. NOW you can join the cause!

FunnyCrave : July 5th is Everybody Draw Titties on Jesus Day!

Thu, 20 May 2010 19:31:21 +0000

I'm 12, actually.

BeatCrave : Ryan Adams Releases Sci-Fi Metal Album

Wed, 19 May 2010 18:04:19 +0000

So damn excited to hear this. Especially after hearing the first "single"... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBFc0tkjQJM

FunnyCrave : Rima Fakih is Miss USA 2010

Mon, 17 May 2010 03:51:59 +0000

She's an American citizen. It's not Miss Aryan USA for the love of god.

FunnyCrave : Ridiculous Exposé: Jay-Z and the Illuminati

Fri, 14 May 2010 17:45:51 +0000

Are you sure I can't just add fake lyrics? Because it kind of looks like I already did, so, I think you're wrong. I totally can.

FunnyCrave : Understanding the Complexities of Gtalk Status Icons

Fri, 14 May 2010 14:54:30 +0000

Whoa! How come I never thought of that? Brilliant! Look asswipe, just because I'm too busy to engage in small talk on Gtalk doesn't mean that, for work related purposes, I don't still need to send IMs myself. I'm sure it wouldn't occur to you because your job at Sonic doesn't require it, but for some of us, this here internet is more than a means of leaving dunderheaded comments on websites. Some of us actually work here. And working here on the internet means we quite often use the vast amount of resources available on the internet to communicate to accomplish that work. But thanks for commenting! Fucking moron.

FunnyCrave : Getting to Know The Crazy Guy that Lives Under The Overpass

Fri, 14 May 2010 00:30:29 +0000

Dude, don't be such a fucking racist. If he was Mexican he wouldn't have a job.

FunnyCrave : The Most Retarded Black Eyed Peas Lyrics

Wed, 12 May 2010 03:31:57 +0000

Pussy, unless you are posting to say you accept the challenge, don't post anything at all. You talentless hack.

FunnyCrave : The Most Retarded Black Eyed Peas Lyrics

Tue, 11 May 2010 14:14:03 +0000

Careful what you wish for, Aaron. I run the show here, I can make that dream come true for you. So here's what we're going to do... I'm going to pick an artist, someone known for insane lyrics. My choices, Ghostface Killah or Lil' Wayne. Haven't decided which one, but definitely one of those two. After that, I'm going to pick ten songs. The ten songs that, as determined by me, have the craziest lyrics. And then, you're both going to write THE EXACT SAME ARTICLE that Ian wrote here. And we'll let the people decide who does a better job. If you win, I will pay you $150 and give you a permanent slot writing feature articles for Funnycrave. If Ian wins, you will pay him $150 and deliver me a 500 word apology to Fortey for disrespecting his awesome and to all of the readers for wasting their time with your half assed attempts at writing internet comedy which I will then post on Funnycrave. If you're afraid of homefield advantage, fear not. I have contacts all over the internet who will gladly send their fanbase over to join in the judging. Internet writers listen to talentless hacks like you talk about how inferior they are every day. And it's mighty easy for you to do, being that you get to hide behind your anonymous internet comments to do it. There is not a site on this here internet that would not promote the shit out of a showdown between someone like you and a goddamned internet comedy machine like Ian Fortey (who I honestly don't think you really know that much about, because saying you're better at his job than he is is QUITE a fucking claim. For all intents and purposes, I'm the boss at this site, and I'm not even better at his job than he is.) I anxiously await your reply. Pussy.