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Wonkette : How Is Glenn Beck Saying America Got Raped Today? A Wonkette Contest!

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:29:59 +0000

Two thumbs up !!!

Wonkette : Jose Canseco Grows His Steroid-Shrunken Testes Enough To Tweet Rape Accuser's Phone Number, Like A M

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:23:27 +0000

Right fielders (sigh)

Wonkette : New Children's Book Explains Why Heather's Two Mommies Will Burn Forever In Hell

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:52:21 +0000

The teacher may say everyone is made in God's image as 웃 or 유, but my guess is most kids reading the book will end up looking like ☃.

Wonkette : New Children's Book Explains Why Heather's Two Mommies Will Burn Forever In Hell

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:43:34 +0000

Seriously, we had no idea that there were so many gay penguin parents out there… Why do penguins hate America? (Probably because they're short)

Wonkette : New Children's Book Explains Why Heather's Two Mommies Will Burn Forever In Hell

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:39:03 +0000

"After school, his father takes him to the zoo, where he learns that animal families consist of a male, a female, and their offspring." Better avoid the ape exhibit.

Wonkette : New Children's Book Explains Why Heather's Two Mommies Will Burn Forever In Hell

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:09:22 +0000

... But the Devil Made Grandma

Wonkette : Secret Service Investigating Right Wing Radio Host Who Offered To Shoot Hillary Clinton In Her Bengh

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:25:26 +0000

More disturbing than Santilli's comments is that there is evidently a market for such ideas.

Wonkette : Obamaâs Approval Rating Looking Awesome Despite One Million Watergates

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:11:22 +0000

'Ghazi On Parade

Wonkette : Good News! Massive Killer Tornadoes Just The Normal Kind, Not the Global Warming Kind (Updated)

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:50:13 +0000

Pics?

Wonkette : Good News! Massive Killer Tornadoes Just The Normal Kind, Not the Global Warming Kind (Updated)

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:47:23 +0000

Erick, it's not a plague of frogs. Shut up.

Wonkette : Bryan Fischer: Teh Gheys Can't Be Scouts Because Scout Oath Says No Weaklings

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:59:31 +0000

Depends where you were. My 1960s scouting experience in suburban Detroit was the one overtly Christian experience from my childhood. My brother-in-law's, near Seattle, was completely secular.

Wonkette : Bryan Fischer: Teh Gheys Can't Be Scouts Because Scout Oath Says No Weaklings

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:56:22 +0000

Pretty sure Brian's already paid. It's just a question of finding the video.

Wonkette : Raging Volcanoes, Mustard Gas In Clams, Atmospheric Carbon, And 50 More Ways To Die, In This Week's

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:48:31 +0000

Are you sure?

Wonkette : Tea Party Has New Holy Cause: Converting Known 'Atheist' George Soros!

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:33:21 +0000

Ahem..

Wonkette : Tea Party Has New Holy Cause: Converting Known 'Atheist' George Soros!

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:31:36 +0000

Praying for money - the usual.

Wonkette : Pacific Northwest Wonkettonians: Get Your (Unofficial) Drinky Thing On In Seattle, June 1!

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:15:54 +0000

Of course, that allows the salmon swim upstream to spawn in the clouds. My kids learned all about that in school.

Wonkette : Hillary Is Going To Come Out! Exclusive! Must Credit Wonkette For Writing About the Enquirer!

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:38:42 +0000

Thanks, I'll keep and eye out.

Wonkette : Unsuccessful Dallas City Council Candidate Informs Insufficiently Homophobic Reporter Of His Ball-le

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:32:53 +0000

HomofagcuntGhazi !!!

Wonkette : Uncle Sam Wants YOU! To Stop Sexually Assaulting People

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:31:11 +0000

Me?

Wonkette : Are You Smarter Than These Gun-Toters?

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:27:20 +0000

Rarely do I find shootings this justified: Florida Man Shoots Himself While Bowling.

Nostrildamus's Comments

Wonkette : How Is Glenn Beck Saying America Got Raped Today? A Wonkette Contest!

Wonkette : Jose Canseco Grows His Steroid-Shrunken Testes Enough To Tweet Rape Accuser's Phone Number, Like A M

Wonkette : New Children's Book Explains Why Heather's Two Mommies Will Burn Forever In Hell

Wonkette : New Children's Book Explains Why Heather's Two Mommies Will Burn Forever In Hell

Wonkette : New Children's Book Explains Why Heather's Two Mommies Will Burn Forever In Hell

Wonkette : New Children's Book Explains Why Heather's Two Mommies Will Burn Forever In Hell

Wonkette : Secret Service Investigating Right Wing Radio Host Who Offered To Shoot Hillary Clinton In Her Bengh

Wonkette : Obamaâs Approval Rating Looking Awesome Despite One Million Watergates

Wonkette : Good News! Massive Killer Tornadoes Just The Normal Kind, Not the Global Warming Kind (Updated)

Wonkette : Good News! Massive Killer Tornadoes Just The Normal Kind, Not the Global Warming Kind (Updated)

Wonkette : Bryan Fischer: Teh Gheys Can't Be Scouts Because Scout Oath Says No Weaklings

Wonkette : Bryan Fischer: Teh Gheys Can't Be Scouts Because Scout Oath Says No Weaklings

Wonkette : Raging Volcanoes, Mustard Gas In Clams, Atmospheric Carbon, And 50 More Ways To Die, In This Week's

Wonkette : Tea Party Has New Holy Cause: Converting Known 'Atheist' George Soros!

Wonkette : Tea Party Has New Holy Cause: Converting Known 'Atheist' George Soros!

Wonkette : Pacific Northwest Wonkettonians: Get Your (Unofficial) Drinky Thing On In Seattle, June 1!

Wonkette : Hillary Is Going To Come Out! Exclusive! Must Credit Wonkette For Writing About the Enquirer!

Wonkette : Unsuccessful Dallas City Council Candidate Informs Insufficiently Homophobic Reporter Of His Ball-le

Wonkette : Uncle Sam Wants YOU! To Stop Sexually Assaulting People

Wonkette : Are You Smarter Than These Gun-Toters?

Wonkette : Obamaâs Approval Rating Looking Awesome Despite One Million Watergates